Witlass Wisdom
Feastday, day 16 of the month Charlatos in the year 5102

***TECHNICAL NOTE***
This log is from Ilvane's player, and, therefore, the "you" references in this log refer to said character, not Iscikella.
***END NOTE***

[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see the Lacor disk, the Laurenda disk, some aloeas stem, some aloeas stem and a carved ice bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Gorelo, Melantheus who is sitting, Journeyman Lacor who is kneeling, Laurenda, Witlass, Hildar, Jedziah who is sitting, Journeyman Crendo who is kneeling, Lilsmith, Geheyi, Margonie.
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west.

Melantheus pumps away at his bagpipes, aimlessly skirling notes around a wandering line.

Lacor exclaims, "bagpipes."

You hug Geheyi.

Witlass asks, "gots sum bricks or rocks or sumpin?"

Silversoft just arrived.

Lacor says, "where you get those i want aset"

Pinacle just arrived.

Melantheus grins at Lacor.

Witlass taps Melantheus lightly on his shoulder.

Pinacle sits down.

Silversoft just tickled Lacor.

Geheyi says, "Yes, the town will collapse from tooth decay."

Witlass says, "scooz me"

You glance at Witlass.

Melantheus says, "the last merchant"

Pinacle hugs you.

Witlass says, "scooz me sahr"

You hug Pinacle.

Melantheus skirts around a melody, unable to settle on a firm tempo.

Witlass taps Melantheus lightly on his shoulder.

Lacor grins.

You grin at Melantheus.

Melantheus peers quizzically at Witlass.

You see Witlass Grawg the Giantman.
He appears to be in his 210's, has unkempt, long sandy blond hair, dark eyes, and lily white skin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a hard cherry candy in his right hand and a stuffed toy bobcat kitten in his left hand. He is wearing a double-handle tin pot, a small coral starfish pendant, a shiny black sheath, a warped wooden shield, a heavy backpack, and some torn ragged leather.

Melantheus smiles at you.

Pinacle says, "oh yea"

Pinacle chuckles.

Pinacle slaps himself on the forehead.

Witlass says, "yer cow is sick methinks"

Melantheus begins chuckling at Witlass.

Melantheus skirts around a melody, unable to settle on a firm tempo.

You say, "That's just his instrument."

You grin at Witlass.

Melantheus says, "cant decide what to play"

Witlass says, "sounds like a sick cow"

Melantheus chuckles.

Lacor says, "i thought it more like a stompoed cat"

Silversoft scratches her fingernails at Lacor. Meeeowww.

Witlass looks over at Lacor and shakes his head.

Melantheus skirts around a melody, unable to settle on a firm tempo.

Lacor grins at Silversoft.

Witlass points at a stuffed toy bobcat kitten.

Silversoft giggles.

Witlass says, "sounds like dat"

Witlass says, "notta cow silliy"

You groan at Witlass.

Witlass chuckles.

Silversoft throws her head back and howls.

Lacor says, "yeah"

Laurenda chuckles.

Pinacle points at Witlass.

Lacor says, "dats about right"

You ask, "Haven't you got is straight yet?"

Melantheus shakes his head.

Melantheus produce an aimless whirl from the bagpipes' chanter, answered by an echoing thrum from the drones.

Witlass peers quizzically at you.

Silversoft glances at Witlass.

You say, "Cows are the big things with spots, the make moo sounds."

Laurenda chuckles.

Witlass asks, "ya gotta blocks or bricks or rocks or sumpin?"

Silversoft cowers away from Witlass.

Witlass smiles at you.

Pinacle starts chuckling at you.

Melantheus stands up.

Witlass blinks.

You say, "Cats, they meow and purr and stuff."

Witlass peers quizzically at Silversoft.

Melantheus allows the last chords from the bagpipes to fade.

Witlass starts chuckling at you.

Melantheus put some modwir and black velvet bagpipes in his black leather backpack.

You nod to Witlass.

Witlass says, "yew funny"

Witlass shakes his head.

Lacor says, "i go see if i can find some rock stuff"

Witlass chuckles.

You say, "We already discussed this before."

Lacor stands up.

You gaze up into the heavens.

Silversoft asks, "what do ye need just?"

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

You ask, "Witlass, any idea what you are building down there?"

Geheyi says, "No, no rocks for Thurfel. Sorry, Grawg."

Witlass says, "toifel mad at grawg"

Witlass says, "so me go find rocks or blocks or sumpin"

You say, "If it stops that foolish Elymir from dragging me around town dead, I'll find rocks."

Geheyi asks, "Why is he mad at you?"

Pinacle says, "i'll give Thurfel a rock up side da head"

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Witlass says, "me broke cow agin"

Witlass sighs.

Witlass gives his toy bobcat kitten a warm hug.

You grin at Witlass.

Geheyi peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass takes a bite of his cherry candy.

Geheyi asks, "You broke something of Thurfel's? That's why he's angry?"

Witlass nods to Geheyi.

Arias glances at Witlass.

Witlass says, "so grawg figger he go find rocks for builder-man"

You say, "You are lucky he didn't hurt you."

Arias grumbles.

Geheyi asks, "What did what you broke look like?"

Witlass says, "an Toifel sez me bad halfin'"

Witlass frowns.

Witlass sniffs.

You rub Witlass.

You say, "Good thing you are a giant."

Witlass says, "me halfin'"

You say, "Giantmen do tend to make bad halflings."

You look at Witlass and shake your head.

Phalen starts chuckling at you.

You say, "You aren't a halfing."

You giggle.

Witlass says, "iz too"

Witlass nods to you.

Witlass smiles.

You ask, "See how much taller than me you are?"

Witlass says, "jes a big wun"

You chortle.

Arias whispers, "he half idjit"

Silversoft is admiring Witlass.

You say, "Witlass, really."

Arias grins at you.

Kcutter begins chuckling at Witlass.

You gaze up into the heavens.

Geheyi asks, "Grawg...how old are you?"

Witlass says, "but yew nice delicate ladies"

Witlass says, "hrrm"

Witlass rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Witlass says, "dis many"

(Witlass holds up 3 fingers)

You say, "I'm even tall for an elf."

You giggle.

Geheyi asks, "Three years old?"

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Witlass begins chuckling at Geheyi.

Witlass says, "no"

Witlass shakes his head.

Witlass says, "me um elebenty seben"

Phalen begins chuckling at Witlass.

Silversoft works her fingers under her feather-plumed hat and scratches her head.

Kcutter chuckles.

Phalen says, "never heard it put quite like that"

Phalen smiles.

Kcutter nods to Witlass.

Kcutter says, "Now that is a new age"

You say, "In other words, old."

You mumble something under your breath.

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Geheyi says, "You don't look eighteen. You look much much younger."

Phalen just nudged you.

Phalen says, "never old"

Phalen smiles.

You grin at Phalen.

Phalen says, "jess maybe a lit'l wrinkly"

Phalen grins.

Witlass says, "me old enuff ta take care o' da doggies"

Witlass smiles.

Arias says, "nice helmet Witlass"

Arias chuckles.

You ask, "And the doggies look like what again?"

You grin.

Kcutter asks, "Doggies? what kind od dogs?"

Witlass says, "big teeth"

Arias asks, "ya cookin ye brain?"

Arias just tickled Witlass.

Witlass says, "long"

Witlass says, "flat kinda tings"

You ask, "Flat?"

Witlass says, "not fuzzy"

Witlass shakes his head.

Witlass says, "lossa inna swamp"

You furrow your brow, probably adding a wrinkle or two in the process.

You say, "Sounds like a snake to me."

Phalen says, "I imagine they flat after he squishes 'em"

Phalen chuckles.

Witlass shakes his head.

Witlass says, "naw dey has feets"

Witlass says, "snakes have wings"

Witlass chuckles.

You giggle.

You say, "Oh you are just too confusing."

Kcutter begins chuckling at Witlass.

You lean on Witlass.

Witlass says, "got twice as menny feets as Grawg"

Kcutter says, "Winged snakes be dragons"

Witlass says, "big long tail"

Witlass says, "kinda flat"

Witlass says, "big teeth - lossa teeth"

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Witlass says, "beedy eyes"

Kcutter nods to Witlass.

You grin.

Witlass asks, "ya never seen a doggie?"

Geheyi says, "Four legs, flat, long teeth, big long tail..."

Kcutter says, "Sound like a dragon to me."

Witlass says, "lives inna swamp"

You ask, "And it has feet?"

You say, "Sound slike some kind of big lizard."

Geheyi exclaims, "Crocodiles."

Witlass says, "eats cows an cats"

You shiver.

Phalen says, "hard keep ya clothes clean in a swamp"

Witlass nods to Phalen.

Witlass says, "yah tiz"

You nod.

You say, "Maybe a crododile."

You grin at Geheyi.

Skyfawn whispers, "what Witlass looking for?"

Phalen says, "cute kitten"

Phalen smiles at Witlass.

Witlass asks, "so no rocks here huh?"

Witlass frowns.

You whisper quietly to Skyfawn, "Rocks and blocks."

Witlass says, "me figger blocks mebbe bricks"

Witlass frowns.

Witlass beams.

Witlass exclaims, "fluffy."

Witlass gives his grey-dotted toy cow a good squeeze and its legs flail about wildly.

You groan.

Phalen nods to Witlass.

Phalen chuckles.

Witlass blinks.

You exclaim, "Now, that is a cow."

Witlass says, "issa cat"

Witlass just tickled you.

You stare at Witlass.

Witlass chuckles.

Witlass shakes his head.

Phalen asks, "where them things coming from?"

Witlass says, "yew funny ladee"

Phalen asks, "a cow?"

Phalen starts chortling.

You say, "I guess we didn't get it straight the last time we talked."

You giggle.

Phalen asks, "quiet with a big kick 'eh?"

Phalen starts chortling.

You say, "That's a very big kitty."

Geheyi says, "At least he can tell you're a lady."

You grin.

You say, "True, Geheyi."

You grin.

Phalen asks, "what happened to ya shield Witlass?"

Phalen peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass asks, "ennybuddy see Chunkier?"

Witlass asks, "me shield?"

Joter says, "Hi witlass"

Phalen says, "it look'n a lit'l bent"

Phalen grins.

Witlass says, "me grawg"

Witlass waves to Joter.

Joter waves to Witlass.

Witlass says, "oh"

You say, "Haven't seen Xatier in a bit."

Witlass says, "da doggies"

You grin at Witlass.

Geheyi asks, "Who is Chunkier?"

Witlass says, "dey like ta eat it"

You say, "Chunkier."

Joter smiles at Witlass.

You giggle.

Phalen chuckles.

You whisper quietly to Silversoft, "He calls Xatier Chunkier."

Silversoft grins at you.

Joter says, "I am curious too, Grawg"

You say, "See, he calls cows, cats, and I call him Witlass instead of Grawg, we're all confused today."

Witlass says, "me figger Toifel be happies if Grawg find rocks n blocks n stuff tho"

You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering days past.

Pinacle shudders.

Phalen asks, "what a figger Toifel?"

Pinacle stares off into space.

Phalen works his fingers under his black hood and scratches his head.

Joter asks, "What type of rocks?"

Olgretien asks, "Wuts hinm needin dat stuff fer Grawg?"

Geheyi says, "Because you broke a cow of Thurfel's, you said."

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Witlass says, "dat a good questyun"

Phalen asks, "ya broke a cow?"

Witlass says, "me notta builder-man"

Phalen blinks.

You grin at Phalen.

Witlass furrows his brow.

Witlass says, "hmm"

Silversoft squints at Witlass.

Phalen says, "I can't barely break a rat"

Phalen starts chortling.

Olgretien asks, "Hime tells yas wer te look fer dat stuff?"

Witlass says, "mebbe if Grawg bring alla kinds"

You whisper quietly to Phalen, "The cow he has in his hand he calls a cat, so he's confused."

You giggle.

Olgretien peers quizzically at Witlass.

Joter asks, "Perhaps we can look together, Grawg?"

Silversoft giggles.

Geheyi nods.

Joter asks, "Would that help?"

Silversoft says, "his name is appropriate, im thinkin'"

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Phalen says, "I am so confused"

Phalen chuckles.

Witlass says, "prolly nots"

Witlass says, "me gets lost"

Witlass says, "yew donts tho"

Phalen says, "ahhh"

Phalen says, "I know that feeling"

Phalen smiles at Witlass.

Joter says, "Well I can help you not get lost."

Witlass beams happily at Laurenda.

Laurenda shows Witlass her chipped brick.

Witlass exclaims, "blocks."

Olgretien says, "We keep yas frem gittin lost Grawg."

Laurenda nods to Witlass.

You say, "You broke a cat of Thurfel's..if I get this straight in Witlass talk."

You giggle.

Laurenda rubs her chin thoughtfully.

Phalen says, "blocks"

Phalen rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Phalen says, "there are blocks in the landing"

Witlass nods to you.

Silversoft asks, "thurfel has cats?"

Phalen says, "moaral blocks"

Phalen says, "ayep"

Laurenda rubs her chin thoughtfully.

Silversoft frowns.

Witlass says, "lossa cats"

You say, "I guess he does."

Witlass nods to Silversoft.

Witlass points at a lopsided grey-dotted toy cow wearing a big silver bell.

Phalen says, "that forging place"

Pinacle says, "he lost a cat"

Pinacle nods to you.

You giggle.

Joter says, "Oh no."

You exclaim, "That's a cow."

You flail your arms about.

Witlass starts chuckling at you.

You stare at Witlass.

Joter barks.

Witlass says, "Grawg likes da funnee lady"

You mutter something about giantmen.

(Silversoft fluffs her blond hair)

Joter barks.

Witlass hugs you.

Witlass chuckles.

Phalen chuckles.

Pinacle blinks.

You hug Witlass.

Pinacle asks, "ye blonde?"

Joter says, "That cat."

Pinacle peers quizzically at Silversoft.

Silversoft says, "so funny..so confusing"

Silversoft nods.

Kcutter asks, "Who's Grawg?"

Phalen pokes Pinacle in the ribs.

Phalen says, "yes"

Witlass says, "me grawg"

Pinacle chuckles.

Witlass beams happily at Kcutter.

(Silversoft tosses her blond hair)

Kcutter says, "Ahhh"

Phalen says something in Giantman.

Phalen smiles at Pinacle.

Olgretien snickers.

Pinacle asks, "true blonde?"

Witlass put a stuffed toy bobcat kitten in his heavy backpack.

Geheyi asks, "Grawg. What does this creature you broke look like?"

Pinacle peers quizzically at Silversoft.

Witlass points at a lopsided grey-dotted toy cow wearing a big silver bell.

Joter says, "Let me see, I may have something for you."

Silversoft giggles.

Silversoft blushes a lovely shade of bright pink.

Kcutter asks, "I see, and you want blocks or bricks for Thurfel?"

Witlass says, "only not funny shape"

Pinacle says, "ah ha"

Silversoft pokes Pinacle in the ribs.

Witlass nods to Kcutter.

Kcutter smiles.

Laurenda offers Witlass a chipped brick.

Pinacle chuckles.

Witlass accepts Laurenda's chipped brick.

Witlass beams happily at Laurenda.

Witlass says, "Grawg thank"

Joter offers Witlass a light pink morganite stone.

Kcutter asks, "Would pieces of Iron be good?"

Joter asks, "Would that help?"

Witlass put a lopsided grey-dotted toy cow wearing a big silver bell in his heavy backpack.

Witlass says, "hmm prolly not da shinies"

Witlass says, "but grawg thank"

Witlass smiles at Joter.

Kcutter nods.

Witlass removes a sweet cherry lollipop from in his heavy backpack.

Joter says, "Your welcome."

You smack your lips.

Witlass offers Laurenda a sweet cherry lollipop.

Kcutter asks, "What is he makin? a wall?"

You say, "Candy."

Phalen says something in Giantman.

Phalen stands up.

Phalen bows to Witlass.

Witlass peers quizzically at Phalen.

Kcutter asks, "Or are you making it?"

Phalen waves to Witlass.

Phalen just went west.

Witlass asks, "watt'd he say?"

Pinacle grins.

Witlass furrows his brow.

Pinacle chuckles.

You rub your chin thoughtfully.

Joter says, "he said, "ajfjjalka""

Witlass says, "dats what me thot"

Witlass nods to Joter.

You ask, "Witlass, you certainly look giantman. You didn't understand him?"

Laurenda accepts Witlass's cherry lollipop.

Witlass says, "dinna make enny sense"

Pinacle chuckles.

Laurenda curtsies to Witlass.

Witlass looks over at you and shakes his head.

Witlass says, "me halfin"

Blazing overhead, the sun bathes the earth in its warmth.

You gaze up into the heavens.

Kcutter chuckles.

Witlass gazes up into the heavens.

Pinacle asks, "half what?"

Witlass gasps.

Pinacle peers quizzically at Witlass.

Silversoft says, "hot in here"

Olgretien holds his sides and lets out a rumbling belly laugh.

Witlass screams.

Geheyi asks, "Grawg...did Thurfel turn you into a giant?"

Witlass asks, "wazzat?"

Witlass ducks his head.

Witlass cowers.

Witlass gazes up into the heavens.

Silversoft pants.

Pinacle rubs his pearl snowball pin and a tiny cascade of glittering snowflakes drifts to the ground, glinting softly before they fade away.
Pinacle rubs his pearl snowball pin and a tiny cascade of glittering snowflakes drifts to the ground, glinting softly before they fade away.
Pinacle rubs his pearl snowball pin and a tiny cascade of glittering snowflakes drifts to the ground, glinting softly before they fade away.

Witlass shivers.

Joter says, "You don't know me, do you. Half the people here think I don't make any sense. You may not remember the first time we met, Grawg."

Pinacle says, "cooler now"

Pinacle smiles at Silversoft.

Laurenda licks a sweet cherry lollipop.

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Silversoft nods to Pinacle.

Silversoft turns to Pinacle and cheers.

Witlass says, "Grawg not member much"

Witlass says, "so it's ok"

Witlass chuckles.

Witlass smiles at Joter.

Phalen grins.

Laurenda put a sweet cherry lollipop in her midnight black greatcloak.

Laurenda just went east.

Joter says, "You were interviewing for Thurfel."

(Silversoft dances lightly, glancing behind to see if snowflakes fall)

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Witlass says, "naw, me nebber do dat"

Pinacle rubs his pearl snowball pin and a tiny cascade of glittering snowflakes drifts to the ground, glinting softly before they fade away.

Witlass says, "Toifel mad at Grawg"

Olgretien asks, "Snow dance?"

Pinacle nods.

Olgretien peers quizzically at Silversoft.

Pinacle stands up.

Silversoft giggles.

Kcutter asks, "Why he mad at grawg?"

Phalen says, "Toifel be thurfel"

Witlass says, "me broke cow"

You grin.

Phalen rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Phalen peers quizzically at Witlass.

Phalen asks, "can ya fix it?"

Kcutter grins at you.

Witlass says, "me not good fixer"

Witlass shakes his head.

Phalen rubs his chin thoughtfully.

You grin.

Phalen says, "there a fixer in landing yesterday"

Witlass says, "grawg thot it sleepin"

Phalen rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Witlass shakes his head.

Phalen says, "but I din't know the name"

Geheyi asks, "What kind of sounds did this cow make?"

Witlass says, "not sleepin Toifel sez"

You say, "You know, I think I'm going to give up on getting it straight."

Joter says, "Cow now goes "woof woof." instead of "moo moo.""

Olgretien asks, "Wut cow ye broked Grawg...in de Keep?"

Kcutter asks, "So who will fix it?"

Phalen says, "toy cow"

Witlass says, "Toifel sez cow kin't be fixed"

Witlass frowns.

Phalen says, "yish"

Darsy asks, "You broke a cow?"

Witlass says, "sez it called ded or sumpin like dat"

Witlass furrows his brow.

Witlass says, "dunno wut ded is tho"

Darsy asks, "How do you break a cow?"

Joter says, "dead"

Kcutter asks, "Ahhh, and this was an important cow?"

Geheyi says, "Dead. You killed it."

Witlass blinks.

Phalen says, "ya tip it"

Olgretien says, "Like wen ye bash a critter an it dun move nae mor."

Olgretien nods to Witlass.

Witlass asks, "a flyin pillow?"

Winterchime says, "guess it will be steak now"

You hear someone chortling.

Witlass says, "dat's sleepin"

Witlass begins chuckling at Olgretien.

You grin at Winterchime.

Witlass says, "dey always get up"

Winterchime smiles.

Phalen smiles at Witlass.

Kcutter nods to Witlass.

Witlass says, "me bonk lots"

Witlass says, "always gets up"

Witlass nods.

Phalen says, "I likes the thump noise they makes though"

Geheyi says, "Not if you hit them hard enough, they don't."

Phalen begins chuckling at Witlass.

Witlass peers quizzically at Geheyi.

Winterchime says, "or the splat sound"

Witlass nods to Winterchime.

Witlass says, "dat funny"

Kcutter asks, "And you Bobked the cow?"

Witlass grins.

Olgretien says, "How ye brake it Grawg? Tip it over"

Olgretien peers quizzically at Witlass.

Joter asks, "What would this brick and stone be for, Witlass?"

Witlass says, "me fell on it"

Phalen asks, "so how kin we help ya Witlass?"

Phalen peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass says, "squished flat"

Geheyi says, "I hit and skin lots of things. They don't get up again."

Witlass sighs.

Phalen asks, "no way?"

Kcutter winces.

Kcutter says, "That could be a bad thing"

Olgretien asks, "Down in de Keep?"

Witlass says, "an it wuzn't sleepin"

Kcutter nods to Witlass.

Witlass frowns.

Olgretien peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass says, "Toifel's favrit cow too"

Witlass mumbles something that you don't quite catch.

Witlass sighs.

Olgretien asks, "Wer ye do dis?"

Witlass hangs his head.

Olgretien peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass says, "inna liberry"

Phalen says, "he gun be fired up bout that I bet"

Phalen smiles at Witlass.

Witlass says, "he wuz"

Witlass nods to Phalen.

Geheyi asks, "Did it have a funny name, this cow?"

You ask, "He has cows in his library?"

Joter asks, "Grawg, what would this brick and stone be for?"

Olgretien raises an eyebrow.

You giggle.

Witlass says, "so grawg go look fer brick and rock"

Kcutter asks, "How did you fall on a cow in the library?"

Witlass says, "grawg dunno"

Witlass says, "da bilder-man wants em"

Witlass says, "grawg think fer candee counter"

Geheyi asks, "Who is the builder-man?"

Lacor says, "i couldnt find any bricks or rocs or stones"

Olgretien asks, "Toifel gots a nudder builder man?"

Zacciwie says, "Candy is good"

Olgretien peers quizzically at Witlass.

Zacciwie nods.

Witlass says, "Toifel brots a builder-man ta build sumpin"

Joter asks, "Grawg, you know what builder-man is building?"

Phalen nods to Zacciwie.

Phalen chuckles.

You sit down.

Witlass asks, "sumpin fer a staff?"

Witlass says, "prolly sumwon ta staff da candee counter"

Witlass smiles.

You ask, "He can't tell a cat from a cow, you think he knows what they are building?"

You grin.

Lacor grins.

Zacciwie appears to be trying hard not to grin.

Olgretien chuckles.

Witlass exclaims, "me gonna call it Grawg's Candee Counter."

Joter whispers, "I can't believe he said that about the staff"

Geheyi says, "A...staff. Interesting."

Winterchime says, "cat, cow , they both start with c"

Phalen says, "ya never knows... could be build'n a mechanical type critter"

Phalen chuckles.

Phalen says, "cross of the two "

Witlass says, "not outta rocks"

Lacor says, "and they have 4 legs and a tail"

You say, "And candy is magic, not the sweet stuff you eat."

You grin.

You say, "Candee that is."

Witlass blinks.

Witlass says, "iz not"

Witlass removes a tiny chocolate bonbon from in his heavy backpack.

Witlass says, "dis candee"

Witlass takes a bite of his chocolate bonbon.

You say, "Ah you finally got that straight."

Geheyi nods.

You grin at Witlass.

Joter says, "What flavor candies? Grawg, Rills, Thoifl, cow, cat, builder-man? Just kidding."

Witlass says, "Rills gone sumplace"

Phalen says, "maybe the builder-man a baker"

Phalen chuckles.

Witlass says, "Toifel sez he moved"

Joter asks, "Where did Rills go?"

Witlass says, "mebbe Rills squish cow"

Witlass says, "too"

Witlass shrugs.

Phalen rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Witlass says, "Toifel not happee lately"

Witlass sighs.

Lacor says, "so whats new"

Geheyi asks, "Too many lichs?"

You say, "A candy counter for a staff..He's making a candy store? Hmm.."

Phalen asks, "well what ya got to do to stay outta trouble?"

Olgretien asks, "Grawg..ye knows wer Toifel be now?"

Phalen peers quizzically at Witlass.

You work your fingers under your inlaid silver circlet and scratch your head.

Olgretien peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass nods to Olgretien.

Witlass says, "yeps"

Witlass exclaims, "Not here."

Witlass smiles.

You chortle.

Phalen begins chuckling at Witlass.

Lacor rolls his eyes.

Kcutter chuckles.

Olgretien says, "Mebbe ye take us te him we kin see wut him needs."

Phalen says, "glad for that"

Zacciwie says, "A candy shop...this town could use one"

Lacor says, "outsmarted by a giant"

Zacciwie nods.

Olgretien rolls his eyes.

Lacor says, "hows that for irony"

Phalen smiles at Lacor.

You say, "He's a halfling."

Joter asks, "Why is Toifel not happy?"

You grin at Lacor.

You cough.

Witlass says, "me broke cow"

Witlass sighs.

Kcutter asks, "Can you show us the cow?"

Witlass points at a stuffed toy bobcat kitten.

You grin.

Geheyi says, "Thurfel's very important cow..."

Witlass says, "kinda look like dat"

Lacor says, "a squished cow? wouldnt that be called dinner"

Joter smiles at Witlass.

Kcutter smiles.

Phalen says, "no that be hamburger"

Phalen smiles at Lacor.

Olgretien stands up.

Witlass says, "only not squishy"

Lacor exclaims, "yeah dinner."

Phalen says, "gots cook it fer dinner"

Phalen chuckles.

Witlass says, "an it talks"

Joter says, "Was that before or after you squish it."

Olgretien asks, "Kin ye take us to de broke cow Grawg?"

Joter smiles.

Winterchime says, "mother said never eat talking food"

Witlass looks over at Olgretien and shakes his head.

Witlass says, "before"

You ask, "You broke his familiar?"

Kcutter asks, "A talkin cow. Aree there more?"

You grin.

Witlass says, "alla cows talk"

Witlass says, "jes kin't unnerstand em"

Phalen nods.

Witlass says, "Grawg don' speak cow"

Phalen says, "make sense that"

Kcutter nods to Witlass.

Lacor says, "a talkin cow. now that that scares me"

Lacor shivers.

Phalen says, "mooo"

Phalen grins.

Joter says, "I speak all languages, including cow."

Witlass says, "mostly sez sumpin like meeyow"

Phalen says, "that how they talks"

Phalen chuckles.

You chuckle at Joter.

Joter exclaims, "Meow Meow."

Phalen says, "ohhh"

Witlass says, "dassa cat"

Kcutter nods to Witlass.

Phalen chuckles.

Phalen nods to Witlass.

You grin.

Witlass begins chuckling at Phalen.

Kcutter says, "Think I've heard em"

Olgretien says, "Oh no...he killed de Mage's familiar."

Olgretien chuckles.

Phalen says, "the cows that spit and hiss at ye"

Phalen smiles at Witlass.

You hiss at Witlass.

Witlass nods to Phalen.

Geheyi nods to Olgretien.

You ask, "Cow?"

Witlass says, "zactly"

Olgretien asks, "Did it hab a firey lookin tail?"

Phalen says, "ahh I see"

You grin.

Olgretien peers quizzically at Witlass.

Winterchime says, "I dunna know, ye know sometimes cows go mad and have identy crisis, they may have said meow"

Witlass nods to you.

Witlass says, "sorta"

Witlass nods to Olgretien.

Witlass says, "wuz red ennyway"

Witlass says, "gots stripes"

Witlass says, "now kinda flat"

Witlass sighs.

Joter asks, "A red cow with stipes?"

Phalen says, "sound like a warcat"

Olgretien asks, "Yas smooshed de flame tailed cow?"

Phalen chuckles.

Olgretien flails his arms about.

Phalen says, "err warcow maybe"

Phalen chuckles.

You ask, "Can't Thurfel use his magic to make a new one?"

You blink at Witlass.

Witlass says, "hmm"

Witlass says, "Grawg not ask"

Witlass says, "mebbe"

You say, "I would ask, because most like Thurfel can make new cows."

Kcutter nods to Witlass.

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Phalen says, "well if is favorite cow... "

Phalen rubs his chin thoughtfully.

You mumble something under your breath.

Kcutter frowns at Phalen.

Pinacle examines his fingernails.

You say, "Cat, not cow."

Witlass says, "dey isn't menny like toifel tho"

You nod to Witlass.

Kcutter nods to Witlass.

Witlass says, "only elebenty more"

Pinacle says, "der none like toifel"

Kcutter says, "You are right, but some try"

Pinacle says, "sept toifel"

Geheyi says, "No, I have to say that Thurfel is ten of a kind."

Witlass says, "only they all sleepin"

Pinacle nods.

Geheyi says, "They are up and walking around. I've seen them."

Witlass says, "prolly got bonked too much"

Witlass blinks.

You say, "Not exactly, sleeping."

Olgretien asks, "Elebewnty...ain der jes nine uthers?"

Geheyi nods to Witlass.

Olgretien peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass stares at Geheyi.

Geheyi says, "I've seen two of them."

Witlass says, "toifel sez dey sleepin."

Witlass asks, "when dat?"

Witlass peers quizzically at Geheyi.

Joter exclaims, "Hey, I bonkers to begin with. Maybe I will help. Just ask Ilvane, she can confirm it."

You say, "No, the one that I saw the other day quite enjoyed playing games with us."

Geheyi says, "Elymir and Thulevier. About three nights ago."

Arias comes out of hiding.

Arias leans on Joter.

Arias nods to Joter.

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Arias says, "ye are"

Arias grins at Joter.

Witlass says, "hmm Toifel mad dat day"

You say, "Elymir, he is a mean one."

Witlass furrows his brow.

Witlass says, "mebbe dey not come say hi"

You say, "Made me into stone, and then..frozen."

You shiver.

You nod to Witlass.

Witlass asks, "an Toifel mad cuz they not polite?"

Arias says, "Toifel mad dat day ye kilt me Witlass"

Arias leans on Witlass.

Witlass says, "you not ded"

You say, "They are not very polite."

Witlass begins chuckling at Arias.

Arias says, "i was"

Witlass says, "you wuz sleepin"

Witlass shakes his head.

Arias shakes his head.

Witlass says, "ded is ded"

Phalen smiles at Arias.

Arias points at Witlass.

Witlass says, "like not gettin up"

Arias says, "ye kilt me"

Phalen rubs Arias gently.

Geheyi says, "They kept talking about finding Thurfel and torturing him, so maybe it is better that they didn't say Hi."

Witlass looks over at Arias and shakes his head.

Witlass says, "me only bonk"

Witlass chuckles.

Arias nods to Witlass.

Witlass says, "but dey Toifel frends"

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

You say, "They want to destroy Thurfel."

Witlass says, "make no sense"

Olgretien says, "Dey was...ain no mor."

Kcutter asks, "Are they still friends?"

Olgretien looks over at Witlass and shakes his head.

You ask, "Thurfel's friends?"

Witlass says, "me never met em"

You raise an eyebrow in Witlass's direction.

Kcutter nods.

Arias begins chuckling at Witlass.

Arias says, "kays"

Geheyi says, "You're lucky."

Arias shifts his weight.

Joter asks, "Who are Thurfel's friends?"

Kcutter asks, "So they were his friends, he told you that?"

Witlass says, "Tentass sez they onna sumpin called a Council"

Witlass says, "an me ask what council is"

Arias nods to Witlass.

You say, "The other ten.."

You nod to Joter.

Witlass says, "an he sez kinda like frends"

Phalen smiles at Witlass.

Phalen says, "ya not talk bout that aloud"

Witlass says, "so me bein' smart"

Phalen just nudged Witlass.

Geheyi says, "Other NINE."

Witlass says, "figger they Toifel frends"

Witlass smiles.

You grin at Geheyi.

A sudden change in the air pressure around you seems to momentarily suck the oxygen out of the air around you.

You say, "The 10."

Kcutter nods to Witlass.

Geheyi says, "Council of Ten, and Thurfel was the leader."

Olgretien coughs.

You say, "You know what I meant."

Phalen rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Arias says, "Rills be Toifels friend"

Witlass says, "not enny more"

Witlass looks over at Arias and shakes his head.

Arias says, "nae?"

Witlass says, "Rills left"

Arias peers quizzically at Witlass.

Arias says, "he was here a month ago"

Kcutter asks, "Where did Rills go?"

Arias says, "i fought wit em"

Witlass says, "dunno - me at cow show"

Arias says, "in invasioin"

Witlass asks, "Toifel sez he move to Turnipland?"

Joter asks, "what cow show?"

Witlass says, "nebber herd o it"

Kcutter asks, "Thurfel got mad at Rills then and got a new builder?"

Geheyi says, "The Landing."

You chuckle at Geheyi.

Witlass nods to Kcutter.

Arias nods to Kcutter.

Kcutter asks, "Who ishe new builder?"

Witlass says, "me dunno name"

Arias points at Witlass.

Kcutter nods.

Geheyi asks, "What does the new builder look like?"

Witlass works his fingers under his tin pot and scratches his head.

Witlass says, "notta halfin' like grawg"

Kcutter asks, "Did Thurfel send Rills away or Rills just leave?"

Witlass says, "Dunno"

Witlass shrugs.

Kcutter nods.

Witlass says, "Toifel mad tho"

Witlass sighs.

Kcutter asks, "Thurfel mad today?"

Witlass asks, "gots enny rocks or blocks?"

Arias says, "mebbe Toifel should do his own work"

Joter asks, "So Witlass, where is the cowshow you going to?"

Zacciwie scratches his head.

Witlass says, "it's in Wanderstar's Landin'"

Joter says, "er, Grawg, excuse me"

Balmorin leans against a carved ice bench.

Witlass says, "well wuz"

Witlass shrugs.

Joter blushes a glowing shade of red.

Witlass says, "not dere enny more"

Joter says, "Ah"

Balmorin dances his fingers over the strings of his theorbo to weave a driving melody.

Witlass taps Balmorin lightly on his shoulder.

Witlass says, "scooz me"

Balmorin says, "yes"

Witlass says, "yer dog sounds sick there"

Zacciwie snickers.

Balmorin precisely picks out his fast-paced melody across the frets of his theorbo, each note ringing true despite the speed of the song.

Witlass says, "Toifel kin fix it"

You giggle.

Kcutter chuckles.

Balmorin blinks.

With a final rapid pattern across the strings of his theorbo, Balmorin ceases his breathless playing.

Geheyi says, "I think his dog sounds wonderful, Grawg."

Witlass says, "prolly help if ya not hold its neck like dat"

Witlass says, "an tickle it"

Witlass shakes his head.

You say, "Witlass, it is nice to see you. Halfling or giantman form."

You grin.

You hug Witlass.

Witlass hugs you.

Witlass says, "good to see ya too funnee lady"

Witlass smiles.

Balmorin smiles at Geheyi.

You say, "Maybe I'll see you again soon. I am going to wander off..Maybe I'll find some rocks."

You grin.

Witlass nods to you.

You wink.

You wave.

Witlass says, "have good day"

Witlass smiles.

Witlass waves.

You say, "You too."

You stand back up.

Geheyi asks, "Can Thurfel use this rock?"

Witlass asks, "izza Isci aroun' sumplace?"

Geheyi taps a crystal amulet.

Olgretien asks, "Yas know de way bacjk te Toifel's liberry Grawg?"

You say, "She's sleeping still."

Geheyi says, "No, she's sleeping."

Witlass says, "naw - shinies make bad counters da builder-man sez"

Witlass nods.

Geheyi put a crystal amulet in her baker's satchel.

Witlass says, "hokay - Toifel sez bad ta interrupt booty sleep"

You giggle.

Witlass says, "liable ta turn into mad cow or sumpin"

Witlass shivers.

Winterchime smiles.

Olgretien nods.

Joter asks, "booty sleep?"

Witlass nods to Joter.

Olgretien says, "Aye...dun wake im.."

Geheyi says, "Don't want an empath with mad cow disease, no."

Witlass says, "alla ladies need booty sleep"

Zacciwie says, "Beauty"

Olgretien looks over at Witlass and shakes his head.

Witlass says, "Grawg tried once"

You chuckle at Witlass.

Witlass says, "no help"

Witlass shakes his head.

Joter chuckles.

Witlass sighs.

Witlass says, "me stuck bein oversize halfin"

You rub your chin thoughtfully.

Kcutter asks, "Would stones Help as well as bricks?"

Witlass nods to Zacciwie.

Witlass says, "prolly"

Witlass nods to Kcutter.

Geheyi says, "Maybe he'll outgrow it."

Kcutter taps a smooth stone.

Geheyi nods to you.

Witlass beams.

You say, "Maybe."

Kcutter asks, "Like that?"

You frown.

Witlass says, "dat look like good one"

Witlass nods.

You say, "Now I'm really leaving."

You giggle.

Kcutter offers Witlass a smooth stone.

You wave.



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