Witlass, the "Halfling"
Tilamaires, day 8 of the month Phoenatos in the year 5100

[Icemule Trace, North Road]
This part of the road is on the very edge of the glacier. The cobbles are slippery with ice and tracked-in snow, and most everyone on the road is wearing thick boots and fur-lined cloaks. To the north you can see a group of guards around a hole in the wall of ice, presumably guarding the entrance to the town.
Also here: Witlass
Obvious paths: north, south, east.

Witlass exclaims, "I's goin'!"

You ask, "What are ye doing in town?"

Witlass exclaims, "da sign!"

You cock your head at Witlass.

Witlass exclaims, "yike!"

Witlass cowers.

You say, "Posting a sign."

Witlass says, "umm"

You ask, "Where did ye post it?"

Witlass peers quizzically at you.

Witlass scratches his head.

Witlass says, "no stick up"

Witlass taps an ornate coral sign.

Witlass says, "Grawg stick up"

Witlass says, "Toifel sez so"

Witlass nods.

Witlass says, "it sez"

Witlass scratches his head.

Witlass says, "me losted"

Witlass just went south.

[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease.
Also here: Nofret, Witlass, Shyvamp, Krozo who is sitting, Journeyman Yarblek, Damryyn who is sitting, Morlok who is sitting, Keisly, Kordoc who is lying down, Vaya, Javius, Kalard, Callinar, Silverclad who is sitting, Lady Kranian, Taug, Pappee who is lying down, Acamar who is kneeling, Carthagenia who is sitting, Lady Kisharra who is sitting, Selix who is sitting, Dabrezandi, Bruenn who is lying down, Rohuin who is lying down, Phaetonius who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, east, west.

Witlass yells, "HALP!"

Witlass exclaims, "LOSTED!"

Witlass shivers.

You ask, "Where are ye trying to post the sign, Witlass?"

You cock your head at Witlass.

Dabrezandi raises an eyebrow in Witlass's direction.

Callinar says, "well I am getting out of here before some angry person decides to put a crossbow bolt thru my head for no apparent reason"

Witlass sniffs.

Witlass says, "gotta sign"

Witlass taps an ornate coral sign.

Witlass says, "sposta stickup"

Dabrezandi says, "show the sign to me"

You say, "Tell me where ye want to put the sign and I can likely show ye where that is."

You cock your head at Witlass.

Witlass says, "sez LOST: CANDEE"

Witlass taps an ornate coral sign.

Witlass says, "but me losted"

Witlass furrows his brow.

Vaya says, "are you sure"

Witlass nods to Vaya.

Damryyn rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Witlass says, "Toifel sez so"

Nofret asks, "Would you be so kind as to show me the sign, Witlass?"

Vaya smiles at Witlass.

You ask, "Can I read the sign?"

You cock your head at Witlass.

Witlass says, "red it ta Grawg"

Vaya says, "hello sire"

Witlass shows you an ornate coral sign, which he is holding in his left hand. Crafted from a base of coral, a message has painstakingly been laid out with tiny shells.

Dabrezandi asks, "thurfel says so?"

Vaya smiles at Witlass.

Dabrezandi peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass says, "but"

Witlass says, "grawg dunno where sign goez"

Nofret peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass sighs.

Witlass says, "an me losted "

Dabrezandi chuckles.

You work your fingers under your faceted iceberg coronet and scratch your head.

Witlass says, "if you wuz a sign"

Vaya begins chuckling at Witlass.

Witlass asks, "where wood ya wanna be?"

You say, "Well, here in TC is most obvious place."

You say, "Or by the bank."

Dabrezandi says, "if i was a sign i be outside some building or at crossroads"

You say, "If ye wish folks to read it."

You see Witlass Grawg the Giantman.
He appears to be in his 210's, has unkempt, long sandy blond hair, dark eyes, and lily white skin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding an ornate coral sign in his left hand.
He is wearing a shiny black sheath, a warped wooden shield, a heavy backpack, some torn ragged leather, and a small coral starfish pendant.

Witlass says, "sez LOST: CANDEE"

Roelon raises an eyebrow in Witlass's direction.

Witlass says, "SEE GRAWG DA HALFLIN"

Roelon says, "Ye again..."

Witlass says, "dat's me"

Witlass blushes a delicate shade of pink.

You say, "I see..."

You say, "It's about the pin then."

Junis asks, "Grawg?"

Junis asks, "Halfling?"

Junis is admiring Witlass.

Witlass nods to Junis.

Nofret says, "You look like a giantman to me, Witlass."

You sigh heavily.

Junis says, "I think not"

Witlass says, "dats me"

Dabrezandi says, "i would put it in front of bank"

Junis chuckles.

Arimantis glances at Witlass.

Witlass says, "nononononono"

Junis says, "You're too tall to be a halfling"

Roelon peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass looks over at Nofret and shakes his head.

Arimantis licks a heart-shaped chocolate lollipop.

Witlass exclaims, "me Halflin!"

Vaya says, "he's right Witless"

Junis says, "Uh huh"

Dabrezandi begins chuckling at Witlass.

Vaya says, "way too tall"

Vaya nods.

Arimantis licks a heart-shaped chocolate lollipop.

Tierus taps Arimantis lightly on his shoulder.

Ilvane glances at Witlass.

Junis leans on his falchion.

Dabrezandi is admiring Witlass.

Witlass says, "jus too big"

Witlass sniffs.

Arimantis asks, "Hmm?"

Vaya nods to Witlass.

Roelon asks something in giant man.

Nofret sighs.

Roelon peers quizzically at Witlass.

You say, "Well, Witlass ye are the biggest halfling I've ever seen."

Junis asks, "Must be all that candy you eat huh?"

Arimantis put a heart-shaped chocolate lollipop in his spidersilk vestment.

Roelon sighs.

Vaya says, "but you can have the heart of one"

Ilvane asks, "You been convinced of that?"

Vaya smiles at Witlass.

Witlass says, "Toifel sez me halfin"

Junis chuckles.

Arimantis removes a sweet cherry lollipop from in his spidersilk vestment.

Cemoril says, "If ye walked on ye knees, I bet nae one would notice"

Witlass says, "yew talks funny"

Arimantis offers Tierus a sweet cherry lollipop.

Junis says, "Thurfel is a fool"

Tierus accepts Arimantis's cherry lollipop.

Cemoril winks at Witlass.

Ilvane smirks.

Arimantis removes a heart-shaped chocolate lollipop from in his spidersilk vestment.

Tierus taps Witlass lightly on his shoulder.

Tierus asks, "Mister Witlass?"

Nofret asks, "Could you please show me the sign, Witlass?"

Roelon says, "Thurfel lies."

Vaya points at herself.

You ask, "Why would ye believe him when ye can see how big ye are?"

You cock your head at Witlass.

Roelon smiles at Witlass.

Ilvane smiles.

Witlass asks, "who dis dumbass person?"

Dabrezandi asks, "if thurfel tol ye ye was a chickin, would ye be a chickin?"

Vaya says, "me..i talk funny Witless"

Witlass furrows his brow.

Witlass says, "me Grawg"

You say, "I'd still like to read the sign, Witless."

Witlass shows you an ornate coral sign, which he is holding in his left hand. Crafted from a base of coral, a message has painstakingly been laid out with tiny shells.

Witlass says, "needa stickitup"

Roelon says, "Grawg. Ye are Giantkin."

Dabrezandi says, "the sign says, LOST:"

Ilvane asks, "A sign?"

Witlass peers quizzically at Roelon.

Ilvane peers quizzically at Witlass.

Dabrezandi says, "CANDEE"

Roelon taps himself on the chest.

Tierus peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass says, "Grawg no junkin"

Nofret asks, "Witlass Grawg, how can you be a halfling when you tower over Thurfel?"

Dabrezandi grins.

Arimantis asks, "What is that sign?"

Kisharra asks, "who be candee?"

Roelon says, "Like me..Ye are Giantkin."

Arimantis peers quizzically at Witlass.

Tierus asks, "Lemme see tha' sign, Mister Witlass?"

Saoirsse says, " eep"

Witlass says, "Toifel sez he small fer Halflins"

Dabrezandi says, "i knew a Candee once"

Witlass nods.

Dobrian asks, "Ello Lady. What's goin on?"

Junis chuckles.

Ilvane smirks.

Ilvane glares at Witlass.

Roelon says, "Toifel lie."

Arimantis shows Witlass his lemon drop.

Tierus peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass exclaims, "NO!"

You say, "Well, as I said either here or by the bank would be the best place if ye wish it read."

Witlass exclaims, "TOIFEL NICE!"

Junis snorts.

Ilvane looks over at Witlass and shakes her head.

Arimantis tilts his lemon drop side to side, making the light play off it.

Witlass stares at Roelon.

Vaya blinks at Witlass.

Ilvane says, "No he isn't.."

Witlass exclaims, "yew meenie!"

Valentrus says, "Nice people don't tell you to kill others."

Roelon says, "Nae.."

Tybog says, "Ya all still talking about this Thurfell, Why did he kill all those people anyway??? Still I have not gotten that answer correct."

Arimantis says, "Thurfel is not nice"

You say, "But don't think the people of this town think Thurfel god, cause Witlass he isn't."

Roelon says, "I am like ye..."

Roelon asks, "Can ye no see?"

You say, "He is a very cruel man."

Tierus nods to you.

Witlass says, "grawg no meenie"

Witlass says, "not like yew"

Saoirsse exclaims, " hims Loopy thats what him is!"

Nofret asks, "Witlass? Did Thurfel bring Halfberry back after he killed him?"

Ilvane cocks her head at Witlass.

Roelon says, "I am nae meen"

Roelon sighs.

Witlass says, "iz too"

Witlass nods to Roelon.

Junis asks, "Grawg, why do you serve Thurfel?"

Roelon says, "I tell ye the truth."

Ilvane nods.

Witlass exclaims, "big meenie!"

Junis peers quizzically at Witlass.

Tierus whispers, "Wish he'd move out of this area."

Roelon nods to Witlass.

Arimantis asks, "Witlass, why did you kill Halfberry?"

Witlass blinks.

Roelon says, "Aye, I am big. Like ye."

Roelon smiles at Witlass.

Witlass says, "halfbutt meenie like him"

Witlass points at Roelon.

Tierus asks, "Aye, why'd ye kill Halfberry?"

Arimantis shakes his head.

Witlass says, "take Grawg Candee"

Roelon shakes his head.

Ilvane stares at Witlass.

Witlass says, "Rolls sez so"

Roelon says, "Halfberry was nice"

Ilvane paces back and forth.

Witlass nods.

Saoirsse says, " The Halfberry was no meanie.. yer a big meanie"

Tierus asks, "Ah'll... give yas some candy, Witlass- ye wants some?"

Saoirsse sniffs.

Witlass says, "wuz not"

You ask, "Witlass what ye call candy, ye mean the orb and the pin?"

Saoirsse sticks out her tongue.

Tierus peers quizzically at Witlass.

Witlass says, "steeler"

You cock your head at Witlass.

Roelon says, "Unlike Thurfel."

Witlass growls ferociously!

Arimantis says, "Halfberry was a friend"

Tierus says, "Ah'll give yas great candy... a nice, fat lollipop."

Ilvane's entire body tenses as she clenches her fist.

Witlass says, "Halfbrain a dumdum"

Tierus glances at Witlass.

************OOC NOTE************

For some reason the file corrupted at this point and the rest of the log was lost. So I will summarize what else occurred.

Witlass was finally convinced that outside the bank was the best place to post his sign, and Nofret showed him to the bank. After several failed attempts to tack it to the wall of the bank, during which he said he "heard the bank talking" because Armaxis was speaking to him from the shadows, he finally pounded the sign into the ground in front of the bank.

The sign actually read: ***ATTENTION*** Due to unfortunate circumstances, the esteemed Arcane Master Thurfel will be accepting applications for the position of his Apprentice. Details will be posted. Must be a resident of Icemule. Thurfel is an equal opportunity employer and will consider your qualifications regardless of race, sex or morality.

Witlass stayed for a bit longer after placing the sign and talked, but then received some kind of summons from Thurfel and said he had to go and ran off quick.



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